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"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]

"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n..."

[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]

"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.

Chapter list

Name
Chapter 1 - Seduce or die Read
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line Read
Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the scene Read
Chapter 4 - The thong test Read
Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seduction Read
Chapter 6 - We're stuck in caveman bodies Read
Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievements Read
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier Read
Chapter 9 - Swole daddy Read
Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty Read
Chapter 11 - Peac.o.c.king Read
Chapter 12 - What is attraction? Read
Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumps Read
Chapter 14 - Teasing Read
Chapter 15 - Otaku religion Read
Chapter 16 - What is charisma? Read
Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug Read
Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girl Read
Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution! Read
Chapter 20 - The crucial moment Read
Chapter 21 - What is your life’s blueprint? Read
Chapter 22 - Stoned to death Read
Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping Read
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a stranger Read
Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates Read
Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with words Read
Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfort Read
Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animals Read
Chapter 29 - Points-digger Read
Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID Read
Chapter 31 - The dong game Read
Chapter 32 - Dungeon instance Read
Chapter 33 - Defusing obstacles Read
Chapter 34 - Wingman law Read
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone Read
Chapter 36 - Pigs get roasted Read
Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss Read
Chapter 38 - Dungeon break Read
Chapter 39 - First proper date Read
Chapter 40 - Baby in burning building Read
Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head Read
Chapter 42 - The positives of obliteration Read
Chapter 43 - Invincible opener Read
Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meat Read
Chapter 45 - NASA’s lunar s.e.x mission Read
Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks Read
Chapter 47 - Boner justice Read
Chapter 48 - Crime of passion Read
Chapter 49 - First proper proper date Read
Chapter 50 - Neighborly love Read
Chapter 51 - Universal kissing signal Read
Chapter 52 - Smile like a doughnut Read
Chapter 53 - Batman enters an S&M club Read
Chapter 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you! Read
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18) Read
Chapter 56 - A reward for a good boy (R-18) Read
Chapter 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18) Read
Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York Read
Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter Read
Chapter 60 - First skill book Read
Chapter 61 - Heavenly treasures Read
Chapter 62 - Bendingo on a date Read
Chapter 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece Read
Chapter 64 - Famous dating sim technique (R-18) Read
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18) Read
Chapter 66 - Growth skill Read
Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling Read
Chapter 68 - What girls need Read
Chapter 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laid Read
Chapter 70 - Succubi are real? Read
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger Read
Chapter 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver cream Read
Chapter 73 - What it takes to be an MC (R-18) Read
Chapter 74 - Karmic splooge Read
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box Read
Chapter 76 - Living in a horror movie Read
Chapter 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line Generator Read
Chapter 78 - Textual intercourse Read
Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule Read
Chapter 80 - Choosing the divine pick up line Read
Chapter 81 - White knight in plot armor Read
Chapter 82 - Chuuni showdown Read
Chapter 83 - Katie’s story Read
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead in bed Read
Chapter 85 - Sherlock and his pipe(R-18) Read
Chapter 86 - Testicular negotiations(R-18) Read
Chapter 87 - The whole points of the nut Read
Chapter 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hits Read
Chapter 89 - It's raining frats and dogs Read
Chapter 90 - Last day on Earth Read
Chapter 91 - Ben’s eulogy Read
Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac Read
Chapter 93 - Breaking last minute resistance Read
Chapter 94 - Spanking the Miyuki (R-18) Read
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18) Read
Chapter 96 - 68 and I owe you one (R-18) Read
Chapter 97 - Novice challenge updated Read
Chapter 98 - One last shot at destiny Read
Chapter 99 - Salvation or Damnation Read
Chapter 100 - Counting down to death Read
Chapter 101 - Ben the photographer Read
Chapter 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous (R-18) Read
Chapter 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife (R-18) Read
Chapter 104 - Time’s up buttercup(R-18) Read
Chapter 105 - Male walk of shame Read
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has ended Read
Chapter 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us Read
Chapter 108 - The deadly omega Read
Chapter 109 - Become an Elite Alpha Read
Chapter 110 - Booty Chest Read
Chapter 111 - Flag System Read
Chapter 112 - Willy the Wheel of Fortune Read
Chapter 113 - Cornered and outnumbered Read
Chapter 114 - The fire rises Read
Chapter 115 - Isekai’d from embarrassment Read
Chapter 116 - Women love drama Read
Chapter 117 - First date in a girl’s apartment Read
Chapter 118 - You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid (R-18) Read
Chapter 119 - Just easin’ the tension, baby (R-18) Read
Chapter 120 - What to do with a v.i.r.g.i.n(R-18) Read
Chapter 121 - Won’t I get pregnant? Read
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equips Read
Chapter 123 - Destiny or disaster Read
Chapter 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckolding Read
Chapter 125 - S.e.x-men: First Class Read
Chapter 126 - An eye for talent Read
Chapter 127 - A showdown of the shvontz Read
Chapter 128 - Ben's gaming specialty Read
Chapter 129 - Hollywood style Read
Chapter 130 - Dating in the most unusual place Read
Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands Read
Chapter 132 - S.e.xual urban legends (R-18) Read
Chapter 133 - The right answer to every woman’s true or false question (R-18) Read
Chapter 134 - Making war, not love (R-18) Read
Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love Read
Chapter 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillment Read
Chapter 137 - The dao of plow Read
Chapter 138 - Ben the pyromancer Read
Chapter 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dust Read
Chapter 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragon Read
Chapter 141 - The crippling of Ben Read
Chapter 142 - P.o.r.n with plot Read
Chapter 143 - This is the end Read
Chapter 144 - Ben the honor student Read
Chapter 145 - Slapathon Read
Chapter 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mers Read
Chapter 147 - Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connection Read
Chapter 148 - Empowerment through education (R-18) Read
Chapter 149 - Flipping the world upside down (R-18) Read
Chapter 150 - How to treat an M (R-18) Read
Chapter 151 - The circle of wife Read
Chapter 152 - Starting from the Willy Read
Chapter 153 - Making the money shot Read
Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall Street Read
Chapter 155 - A professor's work-load Read
Chapter 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragon's gate Read
Chapter 157 - Ben's resume Read
Chapter 158 - The art of double-speak Read
Chapter 159 - The role of media in the world Read
Chapter 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou Read
Chapter 161 - Letting it all hang out Read
Chapter 162 Never dawdle on a diddle Read
Chapter 163 Corner condoms Read
Chapter 164 - PUA party Read
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas Read
Chapter 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo Read
Chapter 167 First day of wet work Read
Chapter 168 First Tower Entry Read
Chapter 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon Read
Chapter 170 First corporate boss figh Read
Chapter 171 Can't breathe, crushing weigh Read
Chapter 172 Fool you once, game on you Read
Chapter 173 A test that wasn't sh* Read
Chapter 174 Olivia's Plan B Read
Chapter 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18 Read
Chapter 176 An offer a man can't refuse Read
Chapter 177 Spreading game addiction Read
Chapter 178 Ben's haunting pas Read
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, let's do i Read
Chapter 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18 Read
Chapter 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18 Read
Chapter 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18 Read
Chapter 183 They parted as fiends Read
Chapter 184 The power of trus Read
Chapter 185 Updates and upgrades Read
Chapter 186 Fiction is truthier than strange Read
Chapter 187 Writer's block and dodging c*ck Read
Chapter 188 Take the first step Read
Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessness Read
Chapter 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares Read
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber Read
Chapter 192 Troll Army Read
Chapter 193 Miyuki's trouble Read
Chapter 194 Dark desires Read
Chapter 195 Camila's dirty secre Read
Chapter 196 You can't spell evolution without love...and nu Read
Chapter 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18 Read
Chapter 198 Training done right R-18 Read
Chapter 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18 Read
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18 Read
Chapter 201 Breaking her in R-18 Read
Chapter 202 It was a goop effort R-18 Read
Chapter 203 The existence of free willy Read
Chapter 204 First epic achievemen Read
Chapter 205 The magic of testosterone Read
Chapter 206 MILF Hunter Read
Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches Read
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence Read
Chapter 209 New ability Read
Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation Read
Chapter 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine Read
Chapter 212 The power of confidence Read
Chapter 213 Mind over splatter Read
Chapter 214 What is value? Read
Chapter 215 Raising your value Read
Chapter 216 Negs vs. insults Read
Chapter 217 MOBA, mo booty Read
Chapter 218 The chaos of charisma Read
Chapter 219 The perfect se Read
Chapter 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating Read
Chapter 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets Read
Chapter 222 Ticking fart bomb Read
Chapter 223 Defeating your own weakness Read
Chapter 224 A big tip for a waitress Read
Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trial Read
Chapter 226 The haves vs. the have nuts Read
Chapter 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore Read
Chapter 228 Late and sloppy Read
Chapter 229 Last chance for drunken romance Read
Chapter 230 D*ck or die Read
Chapter 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18 Read
Chapter 232 The tattoo of a memory Read
Chapter 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes Read
Chapter 234 Use Somebody Read
Chapter 235 The slut factor Read
Chapter 236 Katie the delivery girl Read
Chapter 237 Zero Two-hands Read
Chapter 238 Wartortle's perspective Read
Chapter 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies Read
Chapter 240 Fruit fighter Read
Chapter 241 The art of MMA Read
Chapter 242 Dojo detected Read
Chapter 243 Martial beauty Read
Chapter 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice Read
Chapter 245 Revenge is best served bowled Read
Chapter 246 After school special R-18 Read
Chapter 247 Sextra Credi Read
Chapter 248 The rookie fights back Read
Chapter 249 The Soul Crank Read
Chapter 250 The losers' despicable counterattack Read
Chapter 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent. Read
Chapter 252 It's shark week Read
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room Read
Chapter 254 Reality warping slap R-18 Read
Chapter 255 A slice of wife story R-18 Read
Chapter 256 Tina's d-termination R-18 Read
Chapter 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18 Read
Chapter 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck Read
Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed Read
Chapter 260 The reality of this world Read
Chapter 261 Strength approaching world class Read
Chapter 262 The best personal talen Read
Chapter 263 The magic of games Read
Chapter 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty Read
Chapter 265 One person's dream is another's nightmare Read
Chapter 266 Dew as the animals do R-18 Read
Chapter 267 I am Jack's raging erection R-18 Read
Chapter 268 Manifest destiny R-18 Read
Chapter 269 Fariq's sacrifice Read
Chapter 270 Sex artis Read
Chapter 271 White belt vs. blue bel Read
Chapter 272 A despicable genius Read
Chapter 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry Read
Chapter 274 Pouty photoshoo Read
Chapter 275 So shy it's cute Read
Chapter 276 Seeking the professor's assistance Read
Chapter 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18 Read
Chapter 278 Well-rounded academics R-18 Read
Chapter 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18 Read
Chapter 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18 Read
Chapter 281 Spewniversity professor R-18 Read
Chapter 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18 Read
Chapter 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studen Read
Chapter 284 Mythical tier Read
Chapter 285 Mythical nu Read
Chapter 286 Burrito investments Read
Chapter 287 Fingered by fate Read
Chapter 288 High quality model Read
Chapter 289 Slap destiny Read
Chapter 290 Time to get serious Read
Chapter 291 Hidden magical wonders Read
Chapter 292 Be yourself and roast the world Read
Chapter 293 Friction Read
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18 Read
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18 Read
Chapter 296 Burpin' the baby Read
Chapter 297 Say...d*ck cheeseee Read
Chapter 298 OnlyFans Queen Read
Chapter 299 What is art? Read
Chapter 300 Flower power Read
Chapter 301 A true worshipper Read
Chapter 302 Simp slaughter Read
Chapter 303 The broken and the damned Read
Chapter 304 David and Goliath Read
Chapter 305 A happy family Read
Chapter 306 Climbing down the family tree Read
Chapter 307 Messing with fate Read
Chapter 308 Survival tactics Read
Chapter 309 The key to quick hookups Read
Chapter 310 Leaf it to me Read
Chapter 311 Work hard, get hard R-18 Read
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18 Read
Chapter 313 Ice ice baby Read
Chapter 314 Oyakodon Read
Chapter 315 D*ckplomatic relations Read
Chapter 316 Spamming rewards Read
Chapter 317 A true whoarder Read
Chapter 318 Hope for humanity Read
Chapter 319 The tournament begins Read
Chapter 320 Divine mercy Read
Chapter 321 Ben the gravedigger Read
Chapter 322 Humans vs. Dragons Read
Chapter 323 Doorway to the future Read
Chapter 324 Man vs. Midge Read
Chapter 325 Finals star Read
Chapter 326 A champion emerges Read
Chapter 327 Witness me Read
Chapter 328 A cuckold's revenge Read
Chapter 329 KOF champion Read
Chapter 330 Goals and asspirations Read
Chapter 331 Art, truth, wisdom Read
Chapter 334 The champion mindse Read
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional maneuvering Read
Chapter 336 The art of striking Read
Chapter 337 Danger and liability Read
Chapter 338 A prodigy's moves Read
Chapter 339 Post-workout meal Read
Chapter 340 (coming soon...) Read
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